Great Story

A sarcastic phrase used when, upon being interested in something somebody has to say you find out immediately that their tale is utterly boring and going nowhere. Often affixed to the end of the phrase is the name of a local newspaper and the date in which everyone might be able to read said boring tale.

Aaron: "... and so yeah after that we uh went to...."
Gareth: "Great story mate, I'm sure I'll read about it in The Age tomorrow"

by thishappenedatgas June 29, 2011

The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all. Craig The Great is the god od The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

by RealRupert August 24, 2021

The Great Equalizer

The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.

Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength

by Escanors sandwich August 20, 2020

The Great Gatsby

While having sex, at the moment of orgasm, you stare deep into your partners eyes; with a serious face you yell "Old Sport!"

woman: "Oh!?"

man: "OLD SPORT!"

"The Great Gatsby"

by Co. Zombie July 14, 2013

Great Head

To get extremely good fellatio/head

I got such great head last nite, I woke up this morning and had to pull the drapes out of my ass!

by exponentialhalitosis December 10, 2004

The Great Escape

Once you are finished having sex and the girl goes to wash up, you grab your stuff and run away.

"Man, after Moe screwed me he pulled the great escape, that son of a bitch"

by Mosmack August 9, 2005