sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop

How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.

Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"

by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006

Going At It Like A Pig In A Tatty

To engage in an act of oral pleasure with uninhibited gusto in wordYorkshire/word.

Eeh, by gum, Cathy lass. Slow tha' sen down a bit. Appen tha's going at it like a pig at a tatty.

by Intrepid Twist October 5, 2003

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm

Having sexual relations vigorously.

'Oh man I saw the grossest thing last night.'
'Oh, dude, what happened?'
'I walked in on my room mate.'
'I bet that would have been spectacular.'
'Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm.'

by theodore20 November 2, 2005

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil

You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"

by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013