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I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
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if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.
by hackaralho December 31, 2010
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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
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What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.
I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.
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I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
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if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.
-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!
by heymister14 August 13, 2012
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