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existence

Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.
“Oh hey dude you got existence right?”
“Yeah that blows man i hate existence”
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
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Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.
Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.
by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020
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Existence

A thing that you are, you are just this word. You are a blob in the universe of existence. Thats it, The end :)
I exist. I am an EXISTENCE
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Existance

A useless thing used to torture people

Also, vote to keep this whoever is voting pls
I'm going to yeet myself out of existance
by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020
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Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.
Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.
by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022
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Existing

1. Doing what you do every day.

2. exis
John "what'cha doing today?" Carl "existing. as usual." John "Okay..?"
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
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