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Hanson

The most amazing man in the universe. He's able to get any girl in an instant. (Not that he would) He is an extremely intelligent human being who can do quick maths. He is also a legend at basketball and has decent handles. Hanson is also a master salesman and can sale pretty much everything.
Oh lawd, it's Hanson!!!
by 2Literz4Lief December 7, 2018
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The Hanson

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.
"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."
by Ragzilla April 28, 2010
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hudson hornet

A Hudson hornet is when you shove a bottle of cologne up someone’s asshole
Terrance :How was it with that girl last night?
Pablo: Pretty good she gave me a Hudson hornet, I came instantly.
by Shdwbld May 11, 2018
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Hudson Oaks, Texas

Set between Aledo and Weatherford. Definitely the better choice between the two, its where the wanna be Aledo's live but they don't want the label associated with Weatherford so they made a make shift city that follows weatherford and weatherford ISD but don't call it Weatherford. It ain't too bad as far as wanna be's go. Full of used Luxury cars, and dealerships that own the town.
Well I technically live in Hudson Oaks, Texas its just outside of Aledo.
by lolhahahmmmmm August 30, 2019
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Hynson

A last name that wasn’t on Urban Dictionary yet so I added it.
Her name is Devyn Hynson
by BagOfWet69 November 7, 2020
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Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual
She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob
by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021
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hudsonsfavourite

Have you seen Hudsonsfavourites video
by Jessica loving September 1, 2021
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