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mc hooker

Hot slutty girl selling herself at the McDonald's drive through window.
Yeah, can I have a Mc Hooker with nothin' on her.
by immortalsoldier December 5, 2009
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hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl August 1, 2008
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hooker froth

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.
Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.
by aussiepen January 27, 2013
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Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)
Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.
by GZUS1 December 1, 2017
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$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side
1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨
by ass in the hole June 27, 2016
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hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
by Shankmode August 15, 2010
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Hooker walk

That really fast, erratic, arm swinging way of walking. Usually done by real hookers, but usually by hoodrats and ghetto chicks.
Cute chick, but she has hooker walk, eh.
by M Moon August 8, 2015
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