hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl August 1, 2008

Hooker walk

That really fast, erratic, arm swinging way of walking. Usually done by real hookers, but usually by hoodrats and ghetto chicks.

Cute chick, but she has hooker walk, eh.

by M Moon August 8, 2015

$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side

1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨

by ass in the hole June 27, 2016

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

hooker froth

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.

Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.

by aussiepen January 27, 2013

Hooker Binge

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.

Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"

by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022