Drive a Honda

if you think your car is cool when it sound like a broken blender and has a spoiler taller than a tree, you probably drive a Honda. Honda drivers are retards with backward hats on while they vape. these little cars sound like pissed off bees and only top out at 60 miles per hour.
by TheBigStoner420 November 20, 2018
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Honda Vtech

A shitty engine on Hondas, mainly used on ricers.
Stands for VAGINA Tech
Duuuuuude loook at my tuned Honda Vtech
Yeah the stickers and 5 hp each one.
And the the big ass wing like 150 hp.
by daftaddict October 17, 2011
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the honda-tech

when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.
I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!
by batmang March 22, 2005
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honda racer

Someone that tends to rip ass. Generally sounds like a Derby car.
"Wow that guy is a honda racer."
*rips ass
"Damn dude you're a honda racer"
by themastermonk January 02, 2015
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Honda’s girl

It is the two side of girls that drive them. One side is the ugly, fat, 80’s,90’s Honda girl. Then other side Is the hot 2020’s Honda girl.
I want a Honda’s girl . ? >🚷<?
by karmacarvacutta April 23, 2020
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Honda Cunt

When a Honda owner over estimates his own car by thinking it is a Lamborghini, therefore constantly challenging every car or so.
(Me in Ferrari): "What a nice clean Eg."
(Honda Cunt): *Looks then starts bashing the limiter at the lights*

The two cars take off the Honda gets smoked.
(Me in Ferrari): "Wow was going to tell him how i appreciate his clean Eg but he was a Honda Cunt."
by ThePseudo October 21, 2016
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Honda S2000

A car that has less torque than my Huffy.
My Ford Winstar can break the wheels loose easier than my Honda S2000 can.
by s2k my ass October 06, 2003
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