You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022

Big ass fucking simp even though she doesn’t fucking like him
Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
by Daddy Derrick May 1, 2020

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache
by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food
Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024

Hogan
by Jack's Lucky Beanstalk September 9, 2025

When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
by Faze855 November 27, 2018
