Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.
Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!
by Sinky Winky Poo December 06, 2024
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 03, 2011
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Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay
by AlphabeticalMoose January 08, 2024
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hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
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When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
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reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.
If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.
by penelope pythagorus October 04, 2016
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