When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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Locking up to 50 mentally retarded kids in a room all the same age split evenly amongst the genders. After this is done one child per gender is handed a metal bat and if all goes correct then the others will know their place in society deviants will most likely get killed by the dominant retard unless they all revolt due to a literal society governed by retards. It’s an experiment to see if even the mentally challenged understand how power works amongst a society.
Person 1 : did you hear about that social hierarchy experiment
Person 2 : no and I don’t want to why would I want to see a bunch of retards figh... wait never mind tell me.
Person 2 : no and I don’t want to why would I want to see a bunch of retards figh... wait never mind tell me.
by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019
Get the Social hierarchy mug.Twat speak for "Hilarious", usually spoken by chino wearing young males that look like girls and couldn't change a plug or fix an engine.
Chino wearing twat #1: Did you see that guy over there wearing jeans?
Chino wearing twat #2: No, but that sounds totes hilar!
Chino wearing twat #2: No, but that sounds totes hilar!
by antifaqs July 29, 2012
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1. One who is sacred, holy or Godlike
2. Member of various sites around the internet, referred to as "God" if you know what's good for you
1. One who is sacred, holy or Godlike
2. Member of various sites around the internet, referred to as "God" if you know what's good for you
by Hieros October 21, 2004
Get the Hieros mug.Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010
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