Ethan Hart

Someone who loves Pan with his whole heart

person 1: “is that girl pan single?”
person 2: “no, she’s ethan harts “

by beautifulgirl101010101 October 29, 2025

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Caitlyn Margaret Hart

Heh.. she's... kinda awesome Lol. When someone tells you they have a friend with the name Caitlyn Margaret Hart, you know you've got a keeper!

Person 1: "Dude that girl is so bad who is she?"
Person 2: "Bro that's Caitlyn Margaret Hart."

by sefy February 3, 2025

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Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls

I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best

by Idk what to put here so, Hi June 20, 2024

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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

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