The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau
by John snow September 20, 2023

by anonymous January 24, 2025

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL,KIND,CARING,LOYAL,AND PROBABLY UR BESTIE. (ALSO EVERYBODY HAS A CRUSH ON HER)
by URMOM.SLAYTHEDAY May 16, 2022

Harper is very kind and honest. She has many friends and is always making people smile. She can be shy at times but when she gets to know you, she can be very sweet and outgoing.
by anonymous June 1, 2021

a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.
Harper is such an uwu pick me girl
by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023

He’s the guy who gets all the ladies but hates all of them. He also asks the dumbest questions to the girls he like and blushes ridiculously
by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023
