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Ke$ha

A musical artist with very minimal/no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-whore', or a whore who is addicted to crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-whores who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning.
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam Whore".
Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are gaining alarmingly frequent airplay.
by semipunk93 December 29, 2010
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Has Date

At SUNY New Paltz, hasbrouck dining hall:
the act of being too damn poor/lacking the balls to take someone out on a REAL date so you ask them if they want to go eat at hasbrouck with you.
Josh: Hey, I'm poor. Want to get food at has with me?
Amy: Wait, is this a has date?
Josh: Yes, don't bring your friends.
by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
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blah ha

A word used to break the silence during an awkward moment. Said in a loud voice
I got nothin to talk about.... Me either... Blah ha
by MMFWCLj4lyfe August 6, 2008
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Ke$ha

Female pop singers name incorrectly pronounced "Kesha" (Keh-Shuh)

1) As the dollar symbol "$" has no sound associated with it inside a word, "Ke$ha" would be pronounced (Keh-Huh)

2) As scholars now believe, Ke$ha wanted the "$" symbol to add a sound to her stage name, thereby "Ke$ha" should be spoken as such: (Kuh-Dollar-Hah)
Ke$ha, Correctly Spoken:

Angie: Are you going to the "Glitter on the Floor" concert?

Becky: Yeah! I can't wait to see what Kuh-Dollar-Hah wears!
by Dr. Redneck December 1, 2010
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has the taps

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)
Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.
by ereirrac June 2, 2010
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ha-eil

Ha-eil is a very hot looking dude. He always gets all the chicks. He is very athletic but he's not the brightest of the bunch!
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Ke$ha

Horrible pop artist. It baffles me how people actually buy this crap. It sounds just like all the horrible pop music out there today. Her lyrics are TERRIBLE....seriously. A second grader could write better. Now has the most downloaded track ever. I can't believe people actually buy and listen to this "music".
Ke$ha is just another ripoff of Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, hopefully she'll fade into obscurity pretty soon...
by BergOne January 3, 2010
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