hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.

Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"

by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009

Hospital Thug

A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...

Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."

by chelseason September 24, 2012

The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.

I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.

by dkabab February 27, 2015

Ichika Hoshino

Ichika Hoshino is one of Honami Mochizuki's childhood friends. Ichika has black hair and has a very kind and caring personality. She plays the guitar within the band, Leo/need.

person 1: OMG IT'S ICHIKA HOSHINO!!! TODAY'S JUST GETTING BETTER!!!

person 2: AAAAAAAA *waves to Ichika*

Ichika: *waves back uncertainly*

by iiblocky August 24, 2022

Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys

The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel is located just north of the University of Texas, providing a peaceful setting only minutes from downtown Austin. Guests are only footsteps away from bus lines, the hike & bike trail, and the Colorado River. A 10 minute journey could take you to the middle of the Red River music district, to the stylish hub of South Congress, to the cool waters of Barton Springs Pool, or to many nearby shops and restaurants (including a five star Taco Cabana and several Four Loko and Bud Light Clamato vendors). The fun and friendly staff would love to give you some ideas of what to do in town and directions on how to get there!

Sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). Other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of Folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)

"Dude, want to come to Austin with me this weekend?"
"For sure. We staying at The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys?"
"You know it. I'll brink the Ernie K., you bring the Four Loko."

by instead of coming he went January 10, 2010

Fuze the hostage

Strong Russian man fucks over small woman with hockey pucks.

Operator 1: Let's go rescue the hostage.
Operator 2: I'm gonna Fuze the hostage.

by Ivan the drunken baller June 18, 2018