Holmes

Grumpy Cat guy, bad hair and tech genius. You better say Mr!
Don’t cross a Holmes on his bad day!

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: Mr Holmes, stay out of his way he is grumpy!

by Lil_peep 204 March 17, 2022

Connor Holmes

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.

Our lord and saviour Connor Holmes has arrived!

by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Nate Holmes

Someone who is addicted to Fortnite but is Loki chill

Your such a Nate holmes

by Badbabyhagrid January 20, 2025

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021

Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.

Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.

by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021

Elizabeth Holmes

an American former biotechnology entrepreneur who, in 2022, was convicted of fraud in connection to her blood-testing company, Theranos

Elizabeth Holmes was born on February 3, 1984, in Washington, D.C.13 Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron, an energy company that later went bankrupt after an accounting fraud scandal.

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023