HOLLYWOOD PROMISE

A worthless promise made to induce the desired behavior or manipulation.

AGENT:"Dammit Harvey! My clients' a wreck.I thought we left
that meeting with her in the lead with Brad Pitt."

HARVEY:"Sorry Ari.It was solid until Angelina saw her pictures
and balked.Forced her to take the role.Mishuga as that
may be...it worked.My bad about the HOLLYWOOD PROMISE
there...maybe I can get your girl a music video and
a Maxim cover.See 'ya at The Ivy."(click)

by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005

Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

by Pale Rider August 2, 2007

Hollywood Scratch

When in a blockbuster action film, after the main actor has saved the world, killed hundreds of arabs/russians/aliens/zombies (delete as appropriate) and survived several other deadly situations, he comes out with only a small scratch on his face, which usually actually makes him look cooler, instead of looking battered, tired and pissed off like he would in real life.

The {Hollywood Scratch} is often seen im anything by arnold schwarzenegger or sylvester stallone:
Person 1: 'Jesus Arnie just saved the world, but he looks fine. He's only got a little cut on him'
Person 2: 'This isn't real man, its Hollywood, and that's not a real cut, its a Hollywood Scratch '

by Dilated_Junkie September 10, 2005

Hollywood Freeway Chicken

Aspiring actress who goes to Hollywood in search of her dreams but finds only heartbreak. In a flurry of tears she takes off in an old worn-down car, never to be seen again.

I thought Susan had potential, but she turned out to be just another hollywood freeway chicken.

by Brian Vaughn November 3, 2009

Hollywood Whore

Usually a person in Hollywood who changes themselves into music, writing, modeling etc. Industry standards and becomes someone who they are not to fit into celebrity popularity standards.

Person #1: I want to go out with Selena Gomez so I can go to this popular all- star party and pretend she’s my date to get noticed by other celebrities who aren’t her.

Person # 2: Don’t you think that so a bit over excessive and also becoming someone you are not? Like- I don’t know... impersonating a celebrity to become famous or a Hollywood whore?

Person #3 : I don’t know man. All I know is that Miss Jackson and a whole bunch of other women will be at this party. So.. if you tell me not to go, I’m going anyways!
Person #1: ok, Hollywood Whore. I’ll catch up later. Bye!

by Jane Fairchild February 19, 2020

Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009

Hollywood Undead

One of the best bands ever.Their songs are mostly about drugs,alcohol,and sex.If you've never heard them get to it!

Dancin around like a bunch of faggots, funnier than fuck you cab ask Bob Saggot.:)
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin to fuck with!:)

by Blub:) March 8, 2009