Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax

I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit

by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010

hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.

Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt

by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016

HOBBITS

Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.

Checkout those warlocks, ya but her friend has some substantial hobbits.

by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017