Geriatric sex

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

by princess1987 November 28, 2010

griasde

1337 w0rd1ge us3d by t3h 1337 fr0sh player on bavari4n heav3n to signal st00pid17y :D

_Micheloeb_ : Hae
B0d0_Du_Fr0sch : Griasde

by B0d0_Du_Fr0sche May 2, 2005

Gurbachen Dynamite

Possibly the greatest NPC name ever randomly generated by a games' AI.

1st guy: Holy Hell, is that Gurbachen Dynamite?
2nd guy: I don't wanna get Gurbachen'd, lets cross the road.

by BrewMaster September 16, 2008

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

Geriatrophy

A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/attention span, back pain, selective hearing, general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people.
Geriatrophy mainly afflicts high schoolers who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.

Mom: Can you turn in these papers tomorrow?
Child: No.
Mom: But you're a senior! You're old enough to be able to handle this. Take some responsibility.
Child: I have geriatrophy. I forget stuff.

by acolorfulcacophony August 24, 2011

Guliana

She is so pretty her bsf is aliciana. She has green to hazel eyes. She is short and funny. She loves soccer and is competitive and does not like drama and loves all her friends

Guliana is amazing and her bsf is one and only aliciana

by Aliciana_:) April 16, 2019

gulianna

pp mewilk

ceam

Wow what a beautiful Gulianna ceam

by Gigi all’s June 19, 2020