All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 6, 2021
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Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
by Peter Marvin Alexander September 20, 2024
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This is a drag towards the actress-singer Selena Gomez used on Stan Twitter. It combines the artist's first name and the autoimmune disease lupus. The name was created after Selena has been tanking miserably in both her music career and acting career.
by LeeLuda March 23, 2025
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by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
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Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
by violentnympth September 25, 2023
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