Involves two people. One to be the hole on the green and the other (the golfer) to try and putt the ball up the receivers arse.
Bob bent over as he prepared to play anal golf with Jenni.
Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
by Bruce_au March 26, 2008
Get the anal golfmug. A fun, challenging, often vomit-inducing college sport. The rules are simple. Players travel to 18 bars (the front and back 9 may be played on separate nights), and an hour (or half-hour if you want to make it intense) is allotted for each bar. Teams of 1 lady and 1 gentlemen are set up and score cards are distributed. Par is set ahead of time for each bar and you must drink to reduce strokes. Different drinks can be valued differently (i.e., a beer= -1 stroke, singles= -2, doubles= -3, long islands= -4, etc). Puking yields a +5 penalty. Golf attire is mandatory.
Bar One (Par 5): Joe drinks a long island iced tea (-4) and Sally drinks a double sprite and vodka (-3). Total: -7 + 5 = -2.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
by johnslegg April 19, 2009
Get the bar golfmug. A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.
by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004
Get the golf clapmug. you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out
Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball
Guy 2: no way how far did it go
Guy 1: 3 inches
Guy 2: no way how far did it go
Guy 1: 3 inches
by jjpunksk8r March 22, 2010
Get the Sweedish Golfmug. Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.
by A Replicant June 29, 2017
Get the Mini Golfmug. by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
Get the jizz golfmug. The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
Get the Stickle Golfmug.