Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.

Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.

by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Goater

How you call your Greatest friend of all your life, Sorta like the word “bestie” but cool.

“Yo wassup my Goater!”

by Startupedition May 8, 2023

Gonnerash

When your gonorrhoea spreads and creates and uncontrollable rash

I was speaking to Ash the other day, he realised he had a rash. Got checked and found out he had gonorrhoea. “You’ve got Gonnerash bro”

by IfIspeak June 13, 2023

Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023

Gooner

John Cena (The Gay, not the invisible man)

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.

by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023

Goonerism

When someone is so involved in a state of gooning that their mental capability begins to decay.

He couldn't focus on any of his hobbies or school work because of his newly diagnosed goonerism.

by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024