purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

gay giraffe

A weird, funny and amazing person who will always be there when you need it. Sometimes depressed but most of the time they are their own self and don't care what people say.

"Hey are you aware of the gay giraffe?"
"Yeah, she's really funny!"

by Bisexual snake April 16, 2017

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

beach giraffe

The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.

"Do you see the beach giraffe over there? It's actually going into the water!"

by PnkRckPrncssLM December 19, 2006

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes

wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing

by giraffegod April 11, 2015

Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008