Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.

"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"

by forsenStare July 5, 2020

Pengu Gamer

Norwegian slang for a person that plays to many games, pengu meaning the same as a penguin , because many people think penguins live in the north but they actually live in the south.

Did you see that pengu gamer at gamestop?

by Martinsofron May 21, 2014

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

gamer.

Some people who is said to be a loser and fat and ugly who is a virgin. Who likes video games. People who think this are confusing with a geek. See us gamers like to have sex and to other stuff more then videogames. While geeks just want to sit on their computer or infront of a tv.

I'm a gamer. I like to play video game. I have been been with the same hott women for 5 times getting laid a lot. Geeks are people who would like to have sex with a cd drive more thena women.

by David January 19, 2004

gamer lingo

Slang that is associated in any act of playing video games.

"I hate noobs!"....."Damn dude I just got bodied"......" I hope you packed some marshmallows with all the camping your doing" - gamer lingo

by @GamerLingo July 29, 2014

Gamer Scratch

When playing a competitive game and the individual that is gradually losing scratches his/her head(Scalp) or facial features extremely fast due to the frustration of not being able to achieve victory. Hence... The gamer scratch AKA- The frustrated gamer.

Its a tie in super smash brothers 64 and link boomerangs and bombs the fuck out of pikabitch to achieve victory. Pikabitch fails to dodge several of links projectiles therefore initiating the "gamer scratch".

by Blair Bear October 30, 2012

Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 September 1, 2008