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Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
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Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
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grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.
I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.
by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014
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Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.
by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015
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grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.
Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.
by McWritah January 14, 2016
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Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag
Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall
by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018
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grocerys

U gotta eat th booty like grocerys
by Ur welcome your the defs May 15, 2018
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