Log Gobbler

A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.

Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.

Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.

Chris - never ever return to my house.

by buttpirateee101 August 24, 2009

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 03, 2003

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 03, 2006

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.

Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

by Ziggyz123 July 10, 2014

ass gobbler

One who gets on your last nerve

Damn, My history teacher is an ass gobbler

by Big Goy June 08, 2004

Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 February 14, 2008

Throat Gobbler

Pronounced "throat gobblah"

A throat gobblah is somebody who shoves their tongue down the other person's throat while they are kissing.

Haley is a throat gobblah! She was the worst kisser and I have a sore throat because of her!

Throat Gobbler.

by Mazzzzziax July 07, 2008