futa

It's the cheese, isn't it?

Dammmmnn dude you got that futa stank?

by TheAndMan January 22, 2021

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

Futa

A female with a penis yes that's what a futa is.

Jess: May did you know maki is a futa?
May: No wait how do you know?
Jess: Uhhhh i'll tell you later.

by Nullify this bitch February 7, 2021

Futa

Girl who has a dick and pussy, commonly seen in hentai

Degenerate: Ayo check out this futa hentai
Human: What is that

Degenerate: Girl who has a dick and a pussy
Human: What The Fuck

by GirlWhoIsNSFW October 14, 2021

futabasfanclub

I dont know some mutual who has a crush on someone named tal IDK and likes blue spring ride... the end

futabasfanclub stop.

by I DINT MWO May 28, 2021

Futbugget (fut-bug-it)

Some one who likes to bugger, and/or f#&% another person up the butt with objects other than their own units.

That Ian is a real futbugget.

by jenifry July 14, 2005

funabuless

all mixed up, confused, unable to concentrate. The pronunciation rhymes with dune-a-boo-less. The derivation is from the 1980s in NYC, where they was a performance space called Café Funambules. Funambules means tightrope walker in French. A person who was offering free tix to attend performances could barely speak English, let alone French. He tried desperately and miserably to pronounce the word and, after stuttering and hemming and hawing, came out with "Foo-a-boo-less. I have remembered it ever since and when I get completely f'ed up, I always say that I am funabuless. It is a very evocative word, n'est-ce pas?

"I can't find my keys, my watch, my dog. I am totally funabuless today."

by scoogy and fat tyler July 29, 2012