funabuless

all mixed up, confused, unable to concentrate. The pronunciation rhymes with dune-a-boo-less. The derivation is from the 1980s in NYC, where they was a performance space called Café Funambules. Funambules means tightrope walker in French. A person who was offering free tix to attend performances could barely speak English, let alone French. He tried desperately and miserably to pronounce the word and, after stuttering and hemming and hawing, came out with "Foo-a-boo-less. I have remembered it ever since and when I get completely f'ed up, I always say that I am funabuless. It is a very evocative word, n'est-ce pas?

"I can't find my keys, my watch, my dog. I am totally funabuless today."

by scoogy and fat tyler July 29, 2012

fabuless

something which is normally extremely pleasing in nature, feeling or appearance having an 'off' day

I'm hot, tired and this outfit is wrong; I feel completely fabuless.

by DJA January 22, 2006

fantabuless

A combo of fantastic and fabuless. This combo creates one of the highest levels of firickin' awsum!

You look fantabuless!

by katelynne_de_amuor September 9, 2006

fabuless

1) A term coined by the Target corportation, ostensibly meaning "fabulous, but costs less".

2) Lacking fabulousness.

Have you seen Isaac Mizrahi's Target line of clothing? Definitely fabuless.

by McBangle January 3, 2009