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Fucktard 

A big dumb bitch. Their call to fame is being right about everything and being impossibly annoying. They’ll eat everything out of your fridge and say you did it. They’re the fucking worst, hence fucktard.
Fluffy was being a fucktard last night at the bar. She shit in a trash can!
Fucktard by TheRealBitches July 21, 2019

Fucktardashian

Beyond fucktard, beyond Kardashian. When you are the king of douchebagastan and a complete fucktard you become a Fucktardashian.
After two minutes of watching Tiger King I decided Joe exotic is a fucktardashian.
Fucktardashian by John Lemmon April 21, 2020

Fucktard 

A retard is a baby that in utero the mother did something to mess up the baby's cognitivity in the brain.
Then there is a Ra-Tard which is a preteen to adolescent adult that still does Ra-Tarded shit and then you have a Fucktard which is a God damn grown ass adult that should know better but chooses to do Fucktard shit!
Man he's a real fucktard he should know better than to steal from his own parents
Fucktard by Emerald Tink September 14, 2022

Educated Fucktardiot 

An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.

An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.

They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,

getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time

comprehending why they screw things up.

True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can

prove to be annoying as hell..
Anyone with a technical degree qualifies as an Educated Fucktardiot.

Embred Fucktard 

a dumb ass head from alabama an embred fucktard usually drives a honda, vapes, and fucks his cousin. the dumb shit liped assbags are found in the methlab fucking there blood cousins.
Embred Fucktard by TheBigStoner420 December 3, 2018

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!