Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

Fruits of Sally

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.

Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!

by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

sex fruit

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

by soaresb December 22, 2008

fruit nigga

A fuck boi. One who enjoys fingers in his anus.

Look at that fruit nigga!! How does one for 3 dicks in his mouth.

by Jenkem January 28, 2014

Fruit Snacks

Cornucopia of the gods

Rj eats lots of fruit snacks.

by Wheelie December 14, 2003