Fitties

A combination of the word fake and titties.

"Man, look at the pair of fitties on that broad!"

by MikeRichardson May 28, 2008

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Drew Fitzgerald

Released the LEGENDARY single entitled "Fidget Spinners" Which has almost 3,000,000,000 views on Youtube. Aswell, has released his debut album "Iconic" which is 10x DIAMOND and outsold all your faves (except Beyonce). He has 276 Grammys, and has won 6 Nobel peace prizes. Drew Fitzgerald is a Legend that outsold all your flop faves. If you dont know him, search him up on youtube and download his album on ITunes, Spotify and/or Apple Music!

OH MY GOD TURN IT UP! ITS DREW FITZGERALD'S HIT SONG FIDGET SPINNERS!!

by drewsbiggestfan1 February 19, 2018

Aidan Fitzmorris

Midget with an extremely minuscule penis, remarkably annoying, smells like fecal matter, often boasts about ugly girls he has previously gotten with.

Person 1 "Dude, is that a garden gnome?"
Person 2 "No man, that is Aidan Fitzmorris"
Person 1 "Wow, I'd never thought I'd see one of those faggots in person"

by fitzyhater May 1, 2019

Penny Fitzgerald

The character from a CN Real show called The Amazing World of Gumball that emerged from her shell. Many people were offended when she came out of her shell.

Penny Fitzgerald looked so much better as a peanut in her shell.

by Nadiacloud June 21, 2020

Fitzgerald

When a person lingers (creepily) on the outside of a conversation waiting for an opportunity to meet someone in the group.

Go talk to her. Just don’t Fitzgerald her!
You should never Fitzgerald anyone. It’s creepy.

by Your Lyft Driver September 25, 2018

Fitzmas

Celebrated every year on December 26th, it is a time where people gather to celebrate the birth of anyone bearing in name the prefix "Fitz". The literal translation derives from the Spanish word "más" to mean "More Fitz"

That Mr. Fitzgerald is awesome and for Fitzmas this year I'm going to give thanks for him and hope that I can enjoy more amazing people like him.

by FischingForKnowledge December 22, 2020