by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 25, 2022

When an extremely Obese woman wears sexy shoes she has no business wearing and squeezes thoes ham hocks into the shoes anyways to the dismay of her coworkers.
by J Letendre September 11, 2008

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.
Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.
Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!
Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!
by Matt C. April 4, 2005

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

by michael thomas June 10, 2003

1. A height of an American man in the 80th percentile. 1 in 5 US men are at least six feet.
2. A measurement of 72 inches in the US system.
3. What insects have.
2. A measurement of 72 inches in the US system.
3. What insects have.
by 5'11"Racer December 23, 2006

girls with perfect toes with one toe ring and a perfect round arch with a nice anklet, sitting in a pair of sandles
by hanktank May 20, 2006
