big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole

my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.

by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006

fat turtle ass

nice/ juicy

thats a fat turtle ass right there

by willy scott November 19, 2020

pre crack back ass fat

The extra skin that shows above the pant line when a female wears pants that are too tight.

Eww, look at that chick, She has pre crack back ass fat.

by SlickSista August 5, 2006

MY FAT IS ASS

built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping

Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom

by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021

Damn shawty ass fat

Used to describe a females ass being totally in shape and round as a peach, when you smack it it jiggles (no surgery needed)

Random:Damn shawty ass fat on my momma bruh

by Extravagant Creature September 24, 2019

fat football ass

gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.

"Kevin's got a fat football ass I'd love to fuck the shit outta."

by tshee February 2, 2006

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006