House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.
by Thank god for Boobies March 02, 2024
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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
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FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies
by FART FUNGY January 04, 2022
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fungus amungus

Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples.
Soy Normie: 'Babe, why do you keep saying that?'

Based Chad: 'Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples. '
by xXJesus_Christ321Xx March 26, 2023
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blue fungus

Chino: say bro what strain is this this some gas

Chika: this that blue fungus from them inverted niggas
by Tobi333 August 03, 2021
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Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
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