funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

funky vag

originally a misspelling of a sushi roll, but has morphed to mean any dirty female.

The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

funky shit

a similar meaning to that of 'the shit'. Mostly old skool folks refer to this word.

oh my gawd, that's the funky shit!

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

funky dunky

When you rip open the elbow, and take a big sniff. And it makes you just say damn! Some really smelly weed.

Man...Them are the funky dunkys! Smelling great...

by Marvin Van Loon December 4, 2007