Evan

Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.

Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.

by IsaBALL November 30, 2018

Evan

Pleb and lunchlady usally short and stupid and gets salty easily. When he gets mad stay away.

Stop being a evan.

by Evansapleb March 16, 2018

evan

Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

by Lashizzle Washington December 29, 2007

evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

by dfjhgoerhgf August 17, 2009

Evan

An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

by Evannescent January 25, 2008

Evan

A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.

"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"

by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021