Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.
Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
by IsaBALL November 30, 2018
by Evansapleb March 16, 2018
Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.
"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
by Lashizzle Washington December 29, 2007
by dfjhgoerhgf August 17, 2009
by Evannescent January 25, 2008
by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016
Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.
by thickblackballs November 26, 2021