Eternal Death

tricking someone into thinking you have lost a video game by making your screen name dead, or something similar
Gamer 1: Ok so who on team two is dead?

Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)

Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance

*Gamer 2 makes head shot*

Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!

Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death

Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home
by FlamingFire January 01, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dole Sellis Mote: The Eternal Interpersonal Communication 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
by halonistic June 27, 2012
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bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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Shaz Eternal

...Who the fuck is this?
“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”

-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”

“The Sav pack, obviously.”

-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”

“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
by Shaz Eternal October 18, 2020
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Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.
The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.
by Bias in Birth January 16, 2024
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