Eric

A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.

Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"

Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"

Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."

Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."

Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.

Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.

by Yobigdickdaddy January 16, 2017

Eric

An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.

My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.

by Sven Schligenmuehler October 18, 2008

Eric

A huge pussy who sucks at basketball and is the biggest faggot in the world.

Something an Eric would say "I love Taylor Swift"

by rsgfsgf85sfg December 10, 2012

eric

a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.

Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.

by i know you. October 16, 2008

Eric

A guy that usually likes so many girls at once

Eric is such a player

by BrokenHeartedFromHim January 3, 2019

Eric

idk wtf these people are talking about i'm an eric and i'm an asshole

"hey eric"
'hey'
"alright seeya then"
'k bye'

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

Eric

Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.

Eric called me gay

by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018