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Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.
Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.
by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023
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pre-eat

to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.
Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.

Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.

I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.

I've always been a big pre-eater.
by fleaquita November 14, 2009
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eating cds

When an artist or group sounds exactly like or better than the professional, studio recording of a track. It is especially complimentary because studio tracks have often been mixed and/or edited to sound better.
Every live performance of Adele’s sounds like she’s been eating CDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by noterach December 12, 2019
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eat peaches

"Listen, I don't eat peaches. But the way you look tonight, I just might take a bite." - DirtBag (from Monica's "Get it Off")
by Greg May 1, 2004
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Eat at the Y

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002
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dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio
This guy was dick eating off my swagger.
by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart January 24, 2014
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Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.
Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.
by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009
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