Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Exasted

Exasted is a word made by complete mistake which turned out to be genius and change the course of the world. Exasted is a universal term for life and all that ever exasted.

Matthew: "Yo bro that never exasted"

by BasicFR December 31, 2024

Exasted

Exasted is a word made by complete mistake which turned out to be genius and change the course of the world. Exasted is a universal term for life and all that ever exasted.

Person 1: "That never exasted"

by BasicFR December 31, 2024

existential rape

The word is typically used in reference to the philosophy of anti-natalism, and it refers to the birth of someone without their consent.

1. For example, everyone who was ever born has been born without their consent, so everyone has suffered existential rape.2

by Sn0rlaxative February 10, 2026

Existenceness

The highest possible state of physical and spiritual mental consciousness and essence itself.

"Sup?"
"My existenceness is a mere reluctant amoeba going through suffer and pain."
"Damn!"

by ErGabbo March 23, 2025

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.

X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.

by AXAAA October 19, 2021