Mug that is non-existent

just... see the get the get the word Mug

(just having a bit sense of humour)

A: Hey, did you see this thing called Mug that is non-existent Mug on the Urban dictionary ?
B: Ye.

by Nomias July 19, 2023

worst setter in existence

nova

You’re like the worst setter in existence

by ballclingerstretcher9000 September 11, 2023

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022

Existing

1. Doing what you do every day.

2. exis

John "what'cha doing today?" Carl "existing. as usual." John "Okay..?"

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 21, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022