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kevin's disease

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."
by Mr. Sprinkle August 14, 2016
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doses

we went to the dead show looking for some doses.
by rue January 29, 2004
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Reverse Benjamin Button Disease

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.
"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"
by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013
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lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?
by amoebabadass December 9, 2008
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Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Joe Fist January 23, 2009
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zackly disease

One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance.
You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt.
by THEUltraViolet February 28, 2009
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beans and disease

A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".
Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"
by Fred G Sanford the 15th December 6, 2007
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