National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National dick pic day

20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.

Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉

by Rikishi April 20, 2020

National dick pic day

Happens when it is June 25 and your friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Pro_volleyball June 25, 2021

Big Dick Appreciation Day

September 3rd

A day to appreciate the men who have big dicks.

Did you get John a present for Big Dick Appreciation Day?

by HISTGD September 3, 2021