Detoxley

Attempting to lose a large amount of water weight due to dehydration by way of heavy drinking.

Steve: "Hey Carl should slow down on the whiskey!"
Slim: "Leave him alone he's trying to do a Detoxley to make his BMI"

by Thatoddster July 20, 2016

Detoxicology

The science of removing toxins from a human, animal, plant or other life form. as opposed to traditional toxicology, which studies the effects of toxins entering the body.

Toxicologists study what happens when toxins and toxicants enter a plant or animal (happy hours!), while detoxicologists study how to get them out (hangovers!)--the science of detoxicology.

by Protocelsus March 15, 2020

Detoxicity

when you're drunk and tripped out and you make up a new word to describe what you need in your life atm

man, i just need some detoxicity in my life right now

by jsteezyyyy April 6, 2020

Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.

I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

detosserize

(also detosserise) vb. - to vacate or clear of tossers.

"I'd like to completely detosserize this building."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 16, 2008

detorted

combination of dumb and distorted

as in: "you're face is so detorted, you ugly-puss"

by friendz August 15, 2009

Detoolify

verb: To take someone who is a "tool," or just generally a mainstream, play-by-the-book kiss-up, and make them less of a tool.

Ughh that guy's such a loser. He's become a total nerd and suckup.

I know! We def need to detoolify him.

by the anti-tool <irony April 4, 2011