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The Clock Destroyer

A Stick Man Clock that killed StrawBerryClock's Ansisters!
Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da Clock Killa!
by OLSKOO September 25, 2003
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cock destroyer

A humorous way to describe someone (typically gay men or straight or bi women) who are reasonably open towards their desire for dick. This combination of words is almost always said in a british accent since it is originally quoted by two famously known blonde british pornstars, Rebecca Moore and Sophie Dawson.
That's right luvs, we're fucking COCK DESTROYERS.
by monepoly November 21, 2019
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the heavy fat girl destroyer

when you want to get rid of sperm in a hurry and want to spunk in her hair on her face in her eye on her hand on her t shirt on her foot maybe even her butt crack but worst of all right in her baby maker "vagina" and then finish that off with some shit on her hair on her eyes on her hands then shit all over her back make her look like a half cast shit piping homo scum bag
by the fattie destroyer April 6, 2009
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MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.
"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006
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Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
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poop ship destroyer

A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything
That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!
by Kikimewmew March 9, 2014
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Destroyed

When someone gets hit by a comeback so hard that they have to stop talking. (Remember, both ends have to be trash talking)
Man, that kid got so destroyed. He should've just stopped talking.
by MadLadChad December 6, 2019
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