Desperation

When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.

"the absolute desperation"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

Desperate

When someone will do anything cause they are bored and can’t find anyone to date

Snapchat story- “anyone wanna fuck? Cause I’m desperate as shit”

by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.

I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.

by Sancho88 August 14, 2011

Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperation

What really motivates somebody that is uber competitive about everything.

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022