Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.

Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)

by suziewar September 22, 2011

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Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

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designated hoe

A girl you pretent to care about as a companion, but you just want to hook up on a weekly basis.

Yo fam I been hittin up my designated hoe, again.

by Banana_ ninja March 13, 2017

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Designer girls

Usually describing materialistic girls that chase after guys that wear designer cloths. They are extremely arrogant and believe they are the best thing since sliced bread. They are known to be high level narcissists.

Wow Jimmy was talking to a bunch of designer girls and he got rejected because he wasn't wearing any Jordans.

by dany1234 September 23, 2018

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