desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

Desert Fart

A silent hot and dry fart.

All this garlic is giving me desert farts!

by Hot and Dry December 3, 2013

Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

desert roll

An act of excitement used when one is overwhelmed with joy. Usually performed in classrooms.

Jared hit the desert roll when he got an a on that trig test.

by Duddles October 27, 2004

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017