Defenestrate

The magic art of throwing something or someone out of a window.

ME: I can't Defenestrate him!
The King: Ok I'll Defenestrate YOU.

by KingPenguinThe8th March 18, 2022

Defenestration

When you throw someone out of a window trying to assasinate them.
Mostly failing.

The man hired an assassin to kill the woman by defenestration. He was caught and was later arrested along with the assassin.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.

by Leg, man March 30, 2022

Defenestration

The name for an assembled group of three or more eunuchs, nullos, and castrati.

Timothy had always wanted to join a proper defenestratipn for purposes of merriment and social diversion, however he only had minimal surface genital piercings. After months on a waitlist, he finally had his long awaited scrotectomy and was finally able to join he local defenestration.

by CYCCVEXE May 13, 2022

defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Defenestration

The act of throwing, tossing, or yeeting someone out the window. Not specific to a certain story window but must be through a window, not glass, not a mirror, not a glass door. Must be a window.

Verb. Defenestrated

Sarah was accused on the grounds of defenestration
Sarah defenestrated Jack from the third floor

by 987654321123456789000 December 7, 2022

Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

defenestration

To throw someone out of a window.

You like defenestration.

by Jimmy McTimmy January 8, 2023