Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

by The big fat shark May 10, 2023

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 1, 2022

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

A male with a 100L by 286W forehead. Who’s Mission in life is to date girls who he does not actually like but because he feels bad and too become a warrior
by Ann_onamus May 25, 2018

by anonymous April 9, 2024

Everyone's daddy.
by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018
