Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Georgia Dumpling

When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.

Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.

by AmBatMor December 13, 2022

rump dumpling

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.

1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.

by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016

Sugar Dumplings

That high school (or middle school) clique group of girls that dress in pink or other pastels 24/7, try to make their...upper torso as "appealing" as possible, talk in light voices so as to sound "cute", and never turn their "flirting", as it's called, engines off.

Sugar dumplings make me embarressed to be female sometimes.

by minari-naga August 15, 2004

dick dumpling

feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling.

dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling.

man: oo shit dude thats crazy.

by stonerjoe69 June 13, 2009

corn dumpling

1. n. A turd comprised primarily of corn.
2. n. J. Wilson's favorite food.
See 1. above.

"Check out that corn dumpling in the can!"

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003