driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.
by davros acropolis December 23, 2005
Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."
by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
by Mina Minogue January 07, 2006
An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.
He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.
by Brian X October 21, 2003
by NorthWolf | moonwolfstudio.com April 14, 2005
Me: starts online adventure.
XX_Proplayer2009: starts crashing into walls and ramming people.
Everyone in the lobby: Nice driving
XX_Proplayer2009: starts crashing into walls and ramming people.
Everyone in the lobby: Nice driving
by The Definitioner 101 May 19, 2020
to drive as if there is an egg is under your gas pedal so as to save gas. Staying at a constant speed and not gunning the gas pedal.
by FilthyYamBag February 09, 2007